The One Who Eats A Deep Fried Twinkie:
Pablo Sandoval
The One Who Goes Down The Giant Slide:
Brandon Crawford
The One Who Goes Crazy On The Water Bumper Cars:
Angel Pagan (you can see it in his eyes)
The One Who Takes A Picture With All Those Figures That You Put Your Head In (we have no idea what these are called)
Sergio Romo
The One Who Spends All His Time In The Livestock Area:
Madison Bumgarner
The One Who Can't Be Dragged Away From The Toy Helicopter Booth In The Vendor Halls:
Ryan Vogelsong
The One Who Spends A Thousand Dollars On Ring Toss To Win A Goldfish For His Wife:
Brandon Crawford (You know he would)
The One Who Sits Down At The Kids' Table In The Sun Maid Hall And Colors Pictures Of Fruit (this won't make sense unless you've been this year):
Brian Wilson or Jeremy Affeldt
The One Who Orchestrates The Group Pictures Next To The Pair Of Golden Bears By The Main Entrance:
Matt Cain
The One Who Is Putting Way Too Much Thought Into Choosing Between Brands of Jacuzzis:
Buster Posey
The One Who Keeps Returning To The Pretzel Dip Booth:
Joaquin Arias (We realized we hadn't chosen him for anything, and because who doesn't like free dip??)
The One Who Photobombs Strangers On Purpose:
Pablo Sandoval (with his fried twinkie), tag-teaming with Sergio Romo
The One Who Photobombs Strangers On Accident:
George Kontos (He just looks like that guy that's in all your pictures)
The One Who Thought Everyone Was Meeting At The West Gate When They Were Actually Meeting At The Center Stage:
Emmanuel Burriss
The One Who Sneaks Off To The Demolition Derby:
Melky Cabrera, Brandon Belt
The One Who Sneaks Off To The Rodeo:
Matt Cain, Madison Bumgarner
The One Who Throws Up On The Roller Coaster:
Pablo Sandoval (it was the deep fried Twinkie that did it)
The One Who Buys Too Many Souvenirs For His Kids:
Freddy Sanchez (because we miss him. Like, a lot.)
Aaaaaand, on to our favorite part of the Fair - Face Painting!
Yes, we are very aware that some of these are obvious. Just go with it.
Sandoval: A panda
Belt: A baby giraffe
Blanco: Shark jaws
Cain: A work horse
Zito: A dragon
Vogelsong: The Japanese character for Courage or something as equally
Lopez: A book with the title written in Latin on the cover
Pagan: A white angel wing on one side of his face, a black angel wing on the other side
Melky: A milk bottle and a cap
Crawford: "I'm Not Stamos" or a pink balloon that says "It's A GIRL!"
Affeldt: A meat patty with a circle/slash *snicker*
Lincecum: A ganja plant
Bumgarner: As if he would ever get his face painted!
Bochy: A fishing boat
Buster: Catcher's gear
Huff: The rally thong
Theriot: Yeah, we got nothin'. We're open to ideas.
Schierholtz: A cannon or a Wells Fargo wagon
Romo: A smiling mouth with big goofy teeth or an arrow pointing up
Wilson: A beard. Oh, wait....
Flemming: The Stanford mascot
Kruk: A sad looking rib-eye on the bench
Kuip: "I'm With Him" pointing towards Kruk
Mr. Miller: "I'm The Best Broadcaster In The History Of The Game!"
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